Disclaimer

2008-12-19T10:23:00.000-08:00

The Sack of Jam blog is merely a place for us to post random links, rants, news and all sorts of other bits and pieces, that either interest us or annoy or frustrate us, and maybe the odd theory or two, maybe some short stories who knows, basically some stuff will be posted, probably...
This is a Sack of Jam production.
Disclaimer: By reading this blog you agree to this disclaimer and all it's content, the authors hold no responsibility for inaccuracies, blatant lies or any other content posted on or related to this blog. Information on third party websites also may not be accurate and any opinions are the ownership of the author and are not affiliated to Sack of Jam productions.
Sack of Jam productions cannot be held accountable for any of the above, medical side effects from over-consumption of the blog, comments on the blog or any property left on the blog.
The user should rely on their own intelligence, rationale and discretion while reading this blog. If the said user doesn't do this/isn't capable of doing so, then they've only got themselves to blame as we refuse to accept any legal challenges/threats and will blindly ignore any of your emails. Also you don't know where we live so stop pretending you do. (Jack lives in Syria, and Sam doesn't know where he lives).
Any promises of free sacks of jam are not legally binding and the author(s) of this promise cannot be held by it.
Use of the Sack Of Jam Official blog should discontinue if the user exhibits symptoms including but not exclusively vomiting, diarrhoea, headaches, nausea, internal haemorrhaging, rectal bleeding, your eyes popping out of your eye sockets, madness (madness? THIS IS SPARTA), mutation, HIV/AIDs, loss of limbs, death, brain freeze, infertility, cancer, suicide, depression, hyperactivity, skin irritation, the sudden realisation that life is a pointless futility and that very few people will be remembered 100 years after their death and that all human endeavour is just a feeble attempt to reach immortaliy, sudden outbreaks of catholicism, the urge to wear shorts, hysteria, whooping cough, shark attacks, unnatural rotations of the head (like in the exorcist), premature ageing, loss of limbs.
Sack Of Jam Productions refuses to accept responsibility (regardless of conspiracy theories saying we did it (we didn't(trust us (we're a corporation you can trust corporations))(wait where was I?...))) for: causing the zombie apocalypse, catholicism, wild conspiracy theories about toast (I'll tell you them one day, but right now they're watching me so i can't), the gulf war, judgement day, nuclear winter, belgium, recessions, sarah palin, youtube comments, rickrolling, acts of god, meteorites, black holes, craig david, the deep south, George Lucas ruining your childhood (again), cloning experiments of dinosaurs gone wrong and godzilla.
If you think we're wrong why not email us, or sign us up for newsletters, spam and other unwanted media (we love it). Why not pose as us on various forums and claim we're gay, write a letter to your local politician in complaint, claim you know where we live, post "your mum" jokes on the blog, vandalise our shoutbox, sacrifice a small animal. The choice is yours (unless you live in a totalitarian state where the above is not allowed, then you probably are breaking the law just acknowledging our existence, sucks to be you).
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Sack Of Jam Productions reserves the right to edit and change this disclaimer at their discretion, and cannot be held accountable if people do not read it often enough (or at all).
We also regret to inform you that our agreements to actively post and update either this disclaimer or the Sack of Jam blog may be false and are therefore not legally binding contracts. Inconvenience caused by our lack of content (wait, what?) are not the responsibility of the management.
The management would also like to stress that we are not affiliated with "Sack of Ham", "Shack of Ram" or "Lack of Lamb" however we don't know who they are or if they're real or not.

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